The App Store Review Guidelines are a little more funnier than ever :D Now a they say some things that I like:
We have lots of serious developers who don't want their quality Apps to be surrounded by amateur hour.
We will reject Apps for any content or behavior that we believe is over the line. What line, you ask? Well, as a Supreme Court Justice once said, "I'll know it when I see it". And we think that you will also know it when you cross it.
If your App is rejected, we have a Review Board that you can appeal to. If you run to the press and trash us, it never helps.
Amazing words. Facts that we already know but that now are written by Apple.